Reblogged from callmejohnny
They’re doing it.
First they romanticize Vampires
Then Werewolves
Now Zombies
HOW IS THIS EVEN
HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK
UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?
ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES
NO MORE
NO LESS
THEY DO NOT FEEL
THEY DO NOT LOVE
THEY E A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G
THAT IS I T
HIS SKIN IS PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD BECAUSE HE HAS TO SLEEP IN A REFRIGERATOR TO KEEP FROM DECAYING
Has no one seen Boy Eats Girl?
DUDE. Boy Eats Girl was hilarious.
I freaking loved Boy Eats Girl…but this…I have some reservations about this…
What are you doing to my favorite movie genre? And why?
Why has no one questioned John Malkovich being in this? Like, what?
Is this actually happening? What the fuck.
